The following is an un-redacted transcript of the NARS noteworthy Neutrals Club meeting held on Jan. 12, 2012, in Novato, Calif., as transcribed by Tabs the Cat.
Order, people! Ordine! È accesa questa cosa…?
Buona sera a tutti. Tonight’s meeting of the NARS noteworthy Neutrals Club is called in session. I know everybody’s thrilled about the spring collection, but let’s work out down. If we don’t start the meeting soon, you won’t get home in time to view the jersey shore — no judgement! Seriously though, quiet down.
ANNUNCIO
Okay, our first purchase of business. I’d like to nominate a new member to the club, NARS Lhasa Eyeshadow. She’s a single, $24, and I propose that we waive public comments and vote to make her membership official effective tomorrow, January 13, when she debuts along with the rest of the spring collection.
Now, I can hear some of you grumbling back there… I’ve heard the charges that the club has become too exclusive to newcomers — Cyprus, I’m talking to you — but may I remind you that we are not imply girls. all of us were at one time new neutrals ourselves, waiting to be discovered and loved. Lhasa is worthy of a chance.
A little bit about our prospective new member. She’s a shimmery lavender gray, a little smoky and sassier than typical for a spring shade, but she concerns us with a long list of references from fans who love wearable taupes. Of course, we carried out the requisite background check per club rules. As you know, the guidelines specify that new members should have a soft texture, lots of pigment and a wear time like whoa! She passed on all counts with flying colors.
ANNUNCIO
Cats & Makeup Felpa ??
$ 42.
Acquistare ora
I suspect that some members may feel that Lhasa is too cool for warmer toned fans. While that may be true, I still think she would make a great addition to the club.
Alright, let’s put it to a vote. all in favor of granting Lhasa membership into the NARS noteworthy Neutrals Club, raise your hand — er, lids.
Uno due tre quattro…
That does it! It looks like we have a majority. Mr. Tabs, please text Lhasa and let her know that it’s official. She’s in! and please send her the membership manual in the morning.
Oh, I think we ought to also consider assigning Lhasa a mentor to help her learn the ropes. When we spoke earlier, Cairo said she would gladly help. Cairo, can we count on you? You gals both have that violet thing going, and I think you’d make a ideal pair.
Next item on the agenda, Sunday’s bake sale. Nepal, what’s the status on the doughnut situation? Galapagos said something about the deep fryer being broken. ought to I be concerned?
ANNUNCIO
Prezzo: $ 24
AVAILABILITY: concerning NARS counters and online January 13
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